The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

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The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

#1 Post by Coq » Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:23

Ceux qui suivent dpreview et lisent l'anglais l'auront peut-être déjà lu, mais voici, en anglais, le dictionnaire cynique de la photographie :twisted:

http://www.lensrentals.com/blog/2013/11 ... dictionary

Quelques définitions m'ont bien fait rigoler :mrgreen:
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Re: The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

#2 Post by inextenza » Mon 25 Nov 2013, 22:49

«Glamour – A type of photography practiced by many and mastered by few, with the purpose of creating images of creatures not found in nature.

Image Stabilization – a technologic triumph consisting of lenses, magnets, position sensors, springs, and electric motors that is nearly as effective as 3 sticks of wood attached to a base plate. See also, Tripod.»

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Re: The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

#3 Post by arwen » Tue 26 Nov 2013, 00:21

:clap: :mrgreen:
moi j'aime bien ces 2 là :P :
Bokeh – the look of the picture in the parts where you can’t tell what you’re looking at
Sharpness – The amount of fine detail visible in an image before it is compressed to 1/10th its original size to post online

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Re: The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

#4 Post by LukeSkyPator » Tue 26 Nov 2013, 08:35

Decentered – An image showing very poor quality. This is usually assumed to be caused by the equipment mounted to the front of the camera, but is often actually caused by what is behind the camera.

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Re: The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

#5 Post by Ju bil » Tue 26 Nov 2013, 08:43

J'ai bien rigolé, hihi!

"Depth of Field" est pas mal aussi :o)

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Re: The Cynic’s Photography Dictionary

#6 Post by NaN » Sun 01 Dec 2013, 19:01

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en toute subjectivité !

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